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A shrewd crime boss who rose to the top by killing everyone that got in his way. After he lost his eye from a deadly encounter with a rival he was nicknamed
"the One Eyed Snake"
ITALIAN MOB BOSS
ONCE HE BECAME THE
BIGGEST DRUGLORD IN
JAMAICA HE MOVED TO
NORTH AMERICA TO EXPAND
HIS EMPIRE. ONCE HE'S
CONQUERED CANADA HIS
PLAN IS TO MOVE TO LA
AND TAKE IT OVER
JAMAICAN DRUGLORD
A SILENT BUT DEADLY
MADAME FROM FRANCE. SHE'S ESTABLISHED
BROTHELS ACROSS ALL OF
EUROPE. SHE HAS DIRT ON
FAMOUS CELEBRITIES,
POLITICIANS AND MANY
ROYAL FAMILIES
FRENCH BROTHEL EMPRESS
A HIGH RANKING MEMBER
OF THE spartans.
BUTCH HAS A REPUTATION
OF SOLVING PROBLEMS
WITH HIS FISTS. and he
always has a lot of
problems
PROFESSIONAL EXTORTIONIST
the oyabun of the
canadian chapter of
yakuza. he's the fastest
swordsman from japan
and was sent to north
america to take over
more turf
YAKUZA OYABUN
after witnessing the
death of her father
she vowed revenge and
became the world's best
assassin. she is apart of the deadly viper
assassination squad
DEADLY VIPER ASSASSIN
one of the best smugglers in north america. he's got connections at all the major ports of entry and boasts that he can sneak anything into the country
CARGO SMUGGLER
he used to be a drug
dealer but has now become a psychotic mass murderer with no moral compass. he kills for fun or for money, or sometimes just because he's bored
MASS MURDERER
having just escaped arkham asylum he's robbed two of gotham's largest banking institutions and has split town in search of some new business ventures
GOTHAM CITY GANGSTER
SEASON 2 EPISODE 1
D Block "THE PARTY PROMOTER"
Gary Guttersnipe "INVISIBLE PILLS"
Spider "CHICK'N 4 SALE"
SEASON 2 EPISODE 2
Kimbo Jones "RECAP MOMENT"
Cambiador DeCara "SMUGGLING LUCHADOR"
Dr. Heyward Jablomi "THE CURE FOR CANCER"
LIL SH!T "NEW ROAD MANAGER"
SEASON 2 EPISODE 3
ANTIFA "EXTRA MUSCLE"
Keith the Condo King "NEW BASE OF OPERATIONS"
Ruin Johnson "A NEW SUBVERSIVE FILM"
SEASON 2 EPISODE 4
John Hammond "RECAP MOMENT"
The Roach Sisters "THE KUSH SHUSHER"
Dr. Megavolt "ARMY OF KILLER ROBOTS"
Jimmy & Timmy "SNOW SHOVELING BUSINESS"
SEASON 2 EPISODE 5
Bindir Dundat "MAGIC MIRROR"
Fisherman "GONE FISH'N"
Mephistopheles "MEMBER BERRIES"
SEASON 2 EPISODE 6
Lord Igor "RECAP MOMENT"
Mat Foley "MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER"
Rey "SOYBOY BEANS"
SEASON 2 EPISODE 7
Doktor Boser Tod "BLACK MARKET ORGANS"
Rick 'the prick' "REUSABLE RUBBERS"
Big Boy B "BED BUG BOMBS"
SEASON 2 EPISODE 8
Norman Bates "MOTEL FRANCHISE"
Dr. Acula "MOBILE BLOOD BANKS"
Dr. William Birkin "THE G VIRUS"
season one
A shrewd crime boss who rose to the top by killing everyone that got in his way. After he lost his eye from a deadly encounter with a rival he was nicknamed
"the One Eyed Snake"
ITALIAN MOB BOSS
He dominated the prostitution ring
before he was legally considered an adult. When his pimp game got too big he had to leave the UK to avoid arrest so he started up a new empire in Canada.
MAD HUSTLER
Nicknamed "the Queen from the cold land" she dominates the Russian
black market of arms deals and has both Putin and KGB under her heel
at all times. She won't hesitate to kill anyone that gets in her way.
RUSSIAN WEAPONS DEALER
A proud participant in snuff films and randomly murdering people for fun whenever he isn't gambling, doing excessive amounts of drugs, banging hookers or robbing strangers.
DRUG SMUGGLER
A patched member of the spartans, he gained a reputation fast for being someone you don't want to mess with. He's been in and out of jail more times then he can count and isn't afraid of going back again.
PROFESSIONAL EXTORTIONIST
SEASON 1 EPISODE 1
Cletus Brown "PORTABLE COAT RACK"
Kimbo Jones "CHILD LABOUR"
Glen Goodman "THE CURE FOR WORLD HUNGER"
Miguel Jackson "POPSTAR"
SEASON 1 EPISODE 2
Johnny Drunk Tank "ALCO-HELL"
Clancy White "HOTEL SCAM"
Peter Penison "DICK CREAM"
SEASON 1 EPISODE 3
Dr. Pepper and El Dolce "SWEET DEATH PILLS"
Shelly J and Shelly W "NON ALCOHOLIC WINE"
Monteray Mumba "MILLENIALS BOARD GAME"
Lil Susie "CANDY-AID"
SEASON 1 EPISODE 4
Lenny Kazynski "GLOBALIZED PLANS"
The Joker "REDHOODINATOR 5000"
Rev. Paul Southern "HOMOTOPIA"
Maxime Bloomworth and Milton "GENIUS SHAMPOO"
SEASON 1 EPISODE 5
John Hammond "DINOSAUR THEME PARK"
The Roach Sisters "BREADIBLES"
Buck Bowelman "THE FART FILTER"
SEASON 1 EPISODE 6
Morty Smith "PORTAL GUN"
Pablo Einstein "INVENTOR"
Lord Igor "UNUSUAL BEAUTY PRODUCTS"
SEASON 1 EPISODE 7
The Upyers Family "NO BLUR DISAPPEAR DRINK"
Joe Shapiro "CRIMINAL INSURANCE"
Jane Doe "PEGGY'S PIG FARMS"
SEASON 1 EPISODE 8
Harry "THE WET BANDIT'S REVENGE"
Frosty the Blowman "CITY WIDE SNOW STORM"
Sister Mary & Sister Marie "LITTLE TIMMY'S OPERATION"
Santa Claus "THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS"
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