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INTERGALACTIC NEWS
The most trusted name in news (throughout 8 million galaxies) will be transmitting full episodes to the Milky Way... so get out your tin foil hat for optimal viewing efficiency!
The topics covered in each episode range from deep state conspiracies to intergalactic scandals. Nothing is safe from scrutiny.
Bottom line is: it's never a dull moment reporting on things that happen in the Universe!
episode #1
pluto is shrinking again...
a mysterious monolith was just discovered on earth's moon...
and the new president of the galactic federation is to be announced...
episode #2
Uranus got hit hard by a ship full of tourists...
An in depth interview with a Mandalorian involved in a large scale cloning project...
and Nibiru has been spotted coming back into the solar system...
episode #3
Earth has been saved yet again by the MIB...
Race relations are at an all time low on Neptune...
and the Zeta Reticulans have been fined for reckless experiments with farm animals...
episode #4
The Emperor of Mars issues a final warning to the colonizers from Earth...
The President of the Galactic Federation is caught in yet another scandal...
and the Vogons are planning to demolish Earth to make way for a super highway...
episode #5
A lost message from an astronaut involved with Project Serpo...
a Mangalore terrorist attack in Fhloston Paradise...
and a Kryptonian battleship is quickly approaching Earth...
episode #6
An inter-species incident has just occurred in the Deep Underground Military Base of Dulce, New Mexico...
Increased radiation from the Van Allen Belts has temporarily disrupted travel to Earth...
And a mysterious race that lives inside the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter has a serious ransom demand...
episode #7
Earthlings are attempting to terraform Venus...
A diabolical plot to create a second Sun has been thwarted...
And the mysterious Event Horizon has just been detected on the edge of Alpha Centauri...
episode #8
The toxic disaster at Fukishima has opened a portal to another dimension...
After executing Order 66 the Senate will be re-organized into the first Galactic Empire...
And a Xenomorph outbreak has just occurred on Saturn ...
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